It's Your Time

Enough is enough. It's time to drop the bullshit.

Are you living the life you desire? 

Are you living the life that you know you are meant to live? 

Are you living the life you created, on purpose? 

or, 

Are you living a shadow life? 

Are you living a life of survival? 

Are you living a life of “someday, maybe, then…”? 

Are you living a small copycat life? 

Here’s how you know whether you are living the life you were meant to live. See how many of these questions you can answer with a resounding YES: 

Are you making the money that you want to make?

Are you going to sleep each night satisfied and fulfilled? 

Are you waking up in the morning with a clean vision for your day? 

Are you feeling more accomplished than not? 

Are you fully self-expressed? 

Are you sharing yourself with the world freely? 

Are you vibrant, alive, and excited about your life and the future? 

Are you focused on the work you want to do in the world? 

If you answered no to any of those questions, ask yourself why. Maybe you will tell yourself that you do not know where to begin, that you don’t even know where the goal posts are, that you are not even in touch with what you desire. 

So, do you know how much money you want to make?

Do you know what daily actions leave you satisfied and fulfilled each night?

Do you know how to set a clear vision for yourself every day? 

Do you know how to get present to it each morning when you wake up? 

Do you know what gives you a powerful feeling of accomplishment in life? 

Do you know what your true self-expression is? 

Do you know what it would mean to share yourself freely with the entire world? 

Do you know how to live vibrantly, full of aliveness, and excitement? 

Do you even know what the work is that you want to do in the world? 

Maybe you are in the research phase of the game. Maybe you have been “trying to figure it out” for years. 

It’s time, NOW. 

It’s time to choose. 

It’s time to see clearly. 

It’s time to do the damn thing. 

It’s time to transform your life. 

Enter Lauren, stage right. 

Here’s where I come in. My life is a commitment to guiding badass women into action, with alignment, ease, flow and confidence.

How do we do that? 

The truth is, you already know. 

You already know in your heart. 

You already have the answers. 

You already see the truth. 

The only thing between you and the life that you are seeking is your own damn bullshit. 

And it’s time to drop all that, NOW. 

When you drop your bullshit, you get into action. You stop playing small. You get clear on what you really want. You recognize that you can have it all, you can have more than most people even dream of having. You can have the life, the body, the relationship, the money, the career, the purpose, the passion, the peace of mind — ALL. OF. IT. 

You already even have it all. 

You just can’t see beyond your own bullshit. 

So, it’s time to drop that shit. 

And I am the bullshit whisperer. 

I am the bullshit slayer. 

I am the bullshit-ray vision. 

I see you. 

I see your blocks. 

I see your bullshit. 

And we’re done with it. 

It’s time for you to move forward. 

It’s time for you to make the difference you are here to make. 

This is where it all begins. 

It’s time to Drop Your Bullshit, NOW. 

It’s time to go beyond your current paradigm. 

It’s time to go further than you have believed possible. 

It’s time to give up everything that has been holding you back. 

It’s time to let it all go. 

It’s time to have it all.  

It’s time to be who you really are. 

I am your visionary. I see you as you really are. I will guide you along the way. I will pick you up when you fall down. We will do this thing together. We will journey, and explore, and find new terrain. We will fall down, laugh it off, and pick up running again. Life is an exploration, and you do not need to go it alone. 

I know what it is like not to have people in your life understand what you want. 

I know what it is like not to have someone who loves you, gets you, and still pushes you.

I know how frustrating it can be to know you are the only thing standing in your own way. 

It’s time to let all of that go. 

It’s time to unravel the threads that have been keeping you bound. 

It’s time to loosen the strangle hold of your limiting beliefs and experience freedom. 

It’s time to face the demons head-on, and watch them disappear like the phantoms they are. 

It’s time to recognize that nothing is going to change until you change. 

It’s time to invest in yourself. 

It’s time to put yourself first. 

The best way to change the world is to be the change we wish to see. 

The best way to influence our families and children is to model what it means to truly live. 

The best way to achieve our dreams is to drop everything that stands in the way of making them a reality. 

The way to have the life you desire is to drop your bullshit, now. 

Think that you can’t have what you want? 

Believe you aren’t good enough to do the damn thing? 

Convinced that your time is up, and that you’re too late to the party? 

It’s time to get real. 

It’s time to see what’s true. 

The only thing stopping you, is YOU. 

If you are done fighting, pushing, pulling, feeling exhausted, run-down, out-of-gas, used-up, out-of-sorts, then this is your time. 

If you are ready to have the help you have always wanted, but never seemed to find, then this is your time. 

If you are done with dreaming about someday, maybe, and ready to be present to your greatness, your power, your true worth, then this is your time. 

If you are done playing small, then this is your time. 

If you have had enough of living your shadow life, then this is your time. 

The world needs you. 

The world needs you playing big.

The world needs you to stop meddling in tiny, insignificant affairs when you could be changing the face of the fucking planet. 

The world needs you now. 

Who are you to keep hiding? 

Who are you to keep suffering? 

Who are you to play it safe? 

Who are you to stuff down your hopes? 

Who are you to set aside your dreams? 

That is not who you are. 

You were meant for more. 

You were meant for greatness. 

You were meant for all the things that you see. 

Are you ready to drop the bullshit, and live your real life? 

I know you don’t know how. I know you can’t yet see it clearly. I know you may just see in small reflections, in quiet moments, in fuzzy outlines. And that is enough. The breakthrough is here. 

When you drop your bullshit, your whole world transforms. Your experience of life changes. Your view of everything shifts. You see possibilities where you previously only saw closed doors. You start to take new actions. Life opens up for you. And all there is for you to do is drop the things that are holding you back. 

I’m here to help you release the death grip you have had on your bullshit for so long.  

I’m here to reach into your soul and unlock the doors of vision and clarity with you. 

I’m here to put you in action, immediately. 

I’m here to hold you accountable. 

I’m here to create and hold space for you to be who you really are. 

I’m here to show you how to choose self-belief, confidence, certainty, faith and trust. 

I’m here to kick your ass when you need it. 

I’m here to call you home when you get lost. 

I’m here to bring you face-to-face with the reality of all that you truly are. 

My clients have transformations in every area of their lives: health, wellness, mindset, work, purpose, prosperity, relationship, relationship, relationship (everything is relationship in one way or another!), wealth, happiness, satisfaction, fulfillment, accomplishment — ALL OF IT.  

I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in my own personal development, growth and education over the past ten years. Before that, I invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in myself in law school, graduate school, college, and outside education. I’m here to share with you everything that I have learned. I’m here to share with you how I have transformed my life in every. single. area. Without compromise, without sacrifice. Because I know that you can have it all. No matter how far away all of it seems. 

In Drop Your Bullshit NOW, we are going to look at every area of your life. 

>> Money/Wealth/Prosperity

>> Work/Purpose/Contribution

>> Relationships/Family/Parenting

>> Health/Fitness/Wellbeing

>> Mindset/Mental Health/Clarity

>> Vision/Planning/Goals

>> Connection/Satisfaction/Fulfillment

>> Play/Fun/Travel/Joy

>> Adulting/Integrity/Responsibility

And we are going to ruthlessly, relentlessly, completely rid you of your bullshit. 

Enough with the limiting beliefs. 

Enough with the playing small. 

Enough with the fear-mind. 

Enough with the baby-stepping. 

Enough with the hiding. 

Enough with everything that is not fully, 100%, alive, bold, amazing YOU. 

Aren’t you tired of your own bullshit? 

Then this is your time. This is meant for you. 

I’m not here to do surface-level bullshit. 

I’m here to go deep, to cut away everything between your self and your complete self-expression. 

I’m not here to give you a pre-packaged system and force you into conformity. 

I’m here to create with you, play with you, discover with you, what there is for you to do. 

I’m not here to tell you what to do. 

I’m here to explore what’s possible, and what is aligned for you. 

I’m not here to give you easy answers. 

I’m here to journey with you to discover what’s true and real—what works—for you. 

I’m not here to fluff your ego. 

I’m here to have you see yourself as you are — whole, complete and perfect. 

There is only to share this transformation with more people. For me, and for you. 

You can do this. 

We can do this. 

Let’s do this, now. 

Want to hear it in my clients’ words? Here are some of the messages I receive daily: 

“I can’t believe that I get to pay for this kind of coaching. I mean I love that this kind of coaching even exists for me to pay for. None of the goals and to dos but rather quantum leaps and changing vibrational frequencies and channels. This is deep stuff. You are amazing.”

“You are, no doubt, one of very few people I trust to be in this space with me, right now. The seedling taking root. The foal taking its first steps ... I am grateful that this relationship is one without judgment and it’s full of understanding and support…So thank you for being that person who does the thing. You are making the difference.”

“Thank you love for being there with me every step of the way.” 

“I just wanted to thank you bc you are constantly a presence in my life, like a monkey on my shoulder. I love you.”

“Thank you for all of this. All of it. I’m really letting myself be with this moment, and I’m grateful you aren’t letting me step over facing what there is to face. Which is just facing myself, really.”

“It's going to take me five days just to get through this one video. There's so much here. It really is the real, real.” 

“Thank you, thank you, thank you again for yesterday. And all the things. Always. And forever. Love you!”

“This is such good shit. So much to be gotten!”

“This is huge for me! Something I have really realized is a definite issue for me, that I am letting go... You are so spot on Lauren!” 

“How is it that you make me laugh so hard, then get dead serious and almost in tears?! Thank you so so so much.” 

“Thank you for being a part of my life. This relationship, and what we’re doing, is definitely making a massive difference in all the ways.”

“Thanks for helping me through all of these spaces right now. Today’s call was perfect for me -- as they all are.”

“Love you so much. I’m moved to tears after our call. Thank you from the depths of soul.”

“Thank you for being there today...and for being here for me. I needed that particular kick in the ass -- and as always, I received it from you in the way that had zero judgment or criticism. There just was to do what there was to do and you are right... it is all just fear. All that feeling has ever been is just fear. And I can feel that and transmute it into action.”

“You are so my person!! Seriously, I have been asking for someone just like you! Thank you thank you!!”  

"I am actually crying because I got so much out of this course!!” 

“I have grown in understanding so much in one week. I love all of this don't want to ever let go of Lauren and Kelly’s teachings.”

“Omg!! This makes so much sense!!! Wow, a block controlling what we see! This is so powerful right here!”

“Lauren is one of the best coaches in the entire multiverse. Your life will transform in a remarkable way, forever, from working with her.” 

“Wow, in tears. Literally...you speak to my soul.” 

“wow wow wow. I am still seeing all the ways in which I’m triggered by not being self expressed since our call. yay!! New discoveries and areas to transform. And take action in!  2019 is going to be fucking awesome. LOVE YOU!!”

“This would have to be the biggest piece of money mindset that I have ever uncovered! Thank you so much Lauren - you rock!” 

“I have never been quite so emotional after a class. I had such a free feeling, and took so much action!” 

Drop Your Bullshit, NOW is an Expansion-level course. Expansion-level courses run for six weeks, and include video, audio and written content, as well as live trainings and built-in daily inspiration and accountability. Here is a preview of some of the topics from this course: 

  1. {live training} GPS — Destination Now Known: The Life of Your Dreams. Learn how to create and plan the future and life of your dreams, with all the details filled in, and then draft a step-by-step vision and plan for how to make it your reality. You will never get where you are going, if you aren’t fully clear on where that is! It’s time for crystal clarity, and we’ll get it together, here. 
  2. {live training} Mind Your Business. Create your business, get an action plan, and make the moves. You will accomplish more in one session than you have in the past two months! 
  3. {daily training} Get Your Mind Right. Receive daily journaling work to set the tone for the day, to build on our prior work, and to maximize the results that you get during this course. 
  4. {daily accountability} Iron Fist, Silk Glove. This is my daily asskicking, with Lauren-brand ruthless compassion. Interact with me daily on the things that are working or not working in your life, and take fast action that makes the difference.
  5. {video training} Riding the Bullshit Train. Learn how to recognize your own bullshit. Differentiate the ways that you use language to distinguish when you are moving yourself forward, and when you are staying stuck. Transform all of it, and learn to drop your bullshit, now. 
  6. {video training} Get Trigger Happy. Sniff out your own bullshit, and use it for your highest good. Take your blocks, and make them work for you. This is a powerful reversal that will change everything about the way that you experience life! 

So, why should you not just bullshit around for another day, another dollar, another moment of your life? Why should you drop your bullshit, now, and sign up? 

Here’s why taking action right now matters, and why it will make THE difference: 

The first five people to sign up will receive a 20-minute high-impact session with me, one-on-one. This will allow us to undercover your bullshit, and drop it before the course even begins! Do not miss the opportunity to have 1:1 coaching from me, at this price! The cost of working with me as one of my private clients now begins at $3,000/mo. You will get the value out of the course from this session alone, but it is limited to the first five people who register, so if I were you, I would not wait. I already know several people who have been waiting on the link to sign up, so do not delay. In case more than five people register as soon as they get the link, which they will do, I’ll honor the sessions for sign-ups before midnight U.S. Central time, on (GMT-5) Sunday, February 3rd. This is an amazing way to see whether private coaching with me is for you, and to get insane value out of a program that is already going to change your whole freaking life. 

If your heart is calling, heed the call. 

If your soul is crying out, listen. 

If you are moved to take action, act.

Practice what will become the most natural skill of all — drop your bullshit, and join us, now. 

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